You know you program too much if...
...when you come out of your room to find yourself standing in an infinite void. The room you were in never existed. You are now falling forever, 3DS in your hand. Eventually the battery dies. You are left with a useless hunk of plastic. You continue falling. You do not seem to need food or water, thankfully....When you come out of your room only to find it's now nighttime....When you come out of your room only to find that you have been evicted.
You continue falling. The 3DS slips away, with just a blue flash. You fall past it. The white light around you gradually fades to black. You continue falling. You are alone. You have continued falling for a long, long time. You are lonely. You have continued falling for an eternity. You have yourself. You have continued falling. You are surrounded with yourself. You have fallen. You are surrounding yourself. You have stopped. You do not understand. The lights come back on. You do not understand. The 3DS falls back into your hand, attached to a charger, fully charged. You do not understand. You are hungry and thirsty. You have an urge to go to the bathroom. You do not understand. The room exists. You do not understand. You close the door. You do not understand. You turn on the 3DS. You do not understand. You open SmileBASIC. You understand. It comforts you, telling you that it is there for you. You continue being comforted. You have continued being comforted for a long, long time. You have been comforted for an eternity. You look up from your 3DS. You open the door. You are in an infinite void. The room you were in never existed. You are now falling. Your 3DS dies. It is useless. You continue falling. You do not feel hungry or thirsty. You have no bodily urges. You continue falling. The 3DS slips away, with just a blue flash....when you come out of your room to find yourself standing in an infinite void. The room you were in never existed. You are now falling forever, 3DS in your hand. Eventually the battery dies. You are left with a useless hunk of plastic. You continue falling. You do not seem to need food or water, thankfully....When you come out of your room only to find it's now nighttime....When you come out of your room only to find that you have been evicted.
I do not understand. I do not understand not understanding.You continue falling. The 3DS slips away, with just a blue flash. You fall past it. The white light around you gradually fades to black. You continue falling. You are alone. You have continued falling for a long, long time. You are lonely. You have continued falling for an eternity. You have yourself. You have continued falling. You are surrounded with yourself. You have fallen. You are surrounding yourself. You have stopped. You do not understand. The lights come back on. You do not understand. The 3DS falls back into your hand, attached to a charger, fully charged. You do not understand. You are hungry and thirsty. You have an urge to go to the bathroom. You do not understand. The room exists. You do not understand. You close the door. You do not understand. You turn on the 3DS. You do not understand. You open SmileBASIC. You understand. It comforts you, telling you that it is there for you. You continue being comforted. You have continued being comforted for a long, long time. You have been comforted for an eternity. You look up from your 3DS. You open the door. You are in an infinite void. The room you were in never existed. You are now falling. Your 3DS dies. It is useless. You continue falling. You do not feel hungry or thirsty. You have no bodily urges. You continue falling. The 3DS slips away, with just a blue flash....when you come out of your room to find yourself standing in an infinite void. The room you were in never existed. You are now falling forever, 3DS in your hand. Eventually the battery dies. You are left with a useless hunk of plastic. You continue falling. You do not seem to need food or water, thankfully....When you come out of your room only to find it's now nighttime....When you come out of your room only to find that you have been evicted.
TL;DR nothing is realI do not understand. I do not understand not understanding.snip You continue falling. The 3DS slips away, with just a blue flash....when you come out of your room to find yourself standing in an infinite void....When you come out of your room only to find it's now nighttime....When you come out of your room only to find that you have been evicted.
