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What is an encrypted potato? A HASHbrown!

Someone delete this thread.

Someone delete this thread.
You have the power to do so, 12

What is an encrypted potato? A HASHbrown!
Please ban dfrost right now.

y tho. it's not like you can make me LMAO! (or anybody)

So, I am on my cell talking to this guy. He tells me he never has to charge his phone. Never? I say. Nope never he replies. So I say that sounds really nice, imagine the freedom, go anywhere, no worries about battery level. Actually, he tells me, it is fairly limiting. How's that I ask? The extension cord only goes so far. ------ How about this one, can you make a Boolean angry? Answer: Yes, but only a bit...

LMAO!

There are only 1 types of people in this world: people who know binary, and those who don't

There are only 1 types of people in this world: people who know binary, and those who don't
Boo! Boo!

What did the drill say to the computer? You're a bit off

Good job!

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead. When you're waiting for your code to compile

Me in a month when cringy cringe-stimulating programming jokes are gone

"cringy" isn't a word
Spoilerplease consider "cringe-worthy" or "cringe-inducing"

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead. When you're waiting for your code to compile
https://youtu.be/QSZe34o7FGo When you’re waiting for your code to compile. i made your dream come true

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead. When you're waiting for your code to compile
https://youtu.be/QSZe34o7FGo When you’re waiting for your code to compile. i made your dream come true
bugs bugs

Sorry to bring this thread back from the dead. When you're waiting for your code to compile
https://youtu.be/QSZe34o7FGo When you’re waiting for your code to compile. i made your dream come true
bugs bugs
insects

crabs

crabs
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