Code Golf

Challenge: Write the shortest program that prints the following text:

the following text

1. Preheat the oven to 7 GRAND DAD degrees Celsius 2. add sand 3. it should also take 3 minutes to log in to youtube 4. Build up speed for 100 steps 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. 51. 52. 53. 54. 55. 56. 57. 58. 59. 60. 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. 66. 67. 68. 69. 70. 71. 72. 73. 74. 75. 76. 77. 78. 79. 80. 81. 82. 83. 84. 85. 86. 87. 88. 89. 90. 91. 92. 93. 94. 95. 96. 97. 98. 99. 100. 101. 102. 103. 104. 105. remove Omiwa from freezer 106. let thaw for 398 frames 107. serves 10

It must pause after each step is displayed and wait for a button/key press before printing the next step. OH and before you make some lazy program using PRINT, I must remind you... "3. it should also take 3 minutes to log in to youtube" is more than 50 characters long. Line breaks in the middle of a step are NOT ALLOWED. So use GPUTCHR or something (and text going off the screen is not allowed either) have fun

Additional Pointless Restrictions:

1: the character "W" or "w" may not be used in your code 2: Each line must have a length that is a prime number, or a perfect square, but not both 3: Each "A" press counts as 3 bytes, because an A press actually has 3 parts to it

Line breaks in the middle of a step are NOT ALLOWED. So use GPUTCHR or something

If the quote won't fit all on one line, preventing linebreaks means the quote won't fit on screen. This is a pointless restriction.

I ignored the line length, and line break restrictions, sorry. Didn't understand the press A part, but here is my entry.