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  • #1 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website Post what you think is an indicator that you do too much programming! It can be serious, it can be humorous... it's up to you! I'll start: You know you program too much if you count like 0, 1, 2... instead of 1, 2, 3... Posted
  • #2 ✎ 8 JoshingWithYa Drawing I like to draw! Hobbies Zelda Is Awesome! I love The Legend Of Zelda! Express Yourself Intermediate Programmer I can make programs, but I still have trouble here and there. Programming Strength You know you program too much when you make games that are designed to tutor a friend who's failing his classes. #truestory Posted
  • #3 ✎ 1848 12Me21 Power User Syntax Highlighter Received for creating the code syntax highlighter on SBS Night Person I like the quiet night and sleep late. Express Yourself When you make a thread about it to convince yourself that you're not the most insane person here. Posted
  • #4 ✎ 453 MasterR3C0RD Amazing Contributor Someone thinks I'm an awesome person who has done so much for the community! Achievements Third Year My account is over 3 years old Website osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself You know you program too much when you start your sentences with "void main cout stream in". Posted
  • #5 ✎ 8 JoshingWithYa Drawing I like to draw! Hobbies Zelda Is Awesome! I love The Legend Of Zelda! Express Yourself Intermediate Programmer I can make programs, but I still have trouble here and there. Programming Strength
    When you make a thread about it to convince yourself that you're not the most insane person here.
    Posted
  • #6 ✎ 246 Avery First Week Joined in the very first week of SmileBASIC Source Website Third Year My account is over 3 years old Website Disguised Hidden Website When you start counting in hexadecimal when playing music (true story) Posted
  • #7 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website
    When you make a thread about it to convince yourself that you're not the most insane person here.
    Owch.
    Posted
  • #8 ✎ 149 Komodo Pokemon Is Awesome! I love Pokemon! Express Yourself Drawing I like to draw! Hobbies Intermediate Programmer I can make programs, but I still have trouble here and there. Programming Strength When every time you see the number 10 you think it's 2.(all the time lol) Posted
  • #9 ✎ 1848 12Me21 Power User Syntax Highlighter Received for creating the code syntax highlighter on SBS Night Person I like the quiet night and sleep late. Express Yourself When you know tons of bad "I do too much programming" jokes. Posted
  • #10 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website When you interpret sentences in the most literal sense possible (like an interpreter would). "Phil, did you take the clothes out of the washer?" "Yes mom, just like you asked." "Did you re-load the washer?" "No? Why? You didn't ask me to." "It's implied!" "You didn't ask me to!" "Stop being so literal!" "I did exactly what you asked!" "That's your problem, Phil!" bruh Posted Edited by phil_
  • #11 ✎ 1056 Yttria Head Admin if you think "you know you x too much when x" is an acceptable structure outside of the spoken word.
    2
    What's a 2.
    Posted Edited by Yttria
  • #12 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website
    What's a 2.
    Press 2 lumage
    Posted
  • #13 ✎ 1848 12Me21 Power User Syntax Highlighter Received for creating the code syntax highlighter on SBS Night Person I like the quiet night and sleep late. Express Yourself
    When you interpret sentences in the most literal sense possible (like an interpreter would). "Phil, did you take the clothes out of the washer?" "Yes mom, just like you asked." "Did you re-load the washer?" "No? Why? You didn't ask me to." "It's implied!" "You didn't ask me to!" "Stop being so literal!" "I did exactly what you asked!" "That's your problem, Phil!" bruh
    sounds like you're just lazy
    Posted
  • #14 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website
    sounds like you're just lazy
    That's part of it.
    Posted
  • #15 ✎ 1069 snail_ QSP Contest 1 Contest Participant I participated in the first SmileBASIC Source QSP Contest! Helper Received for being very helpful around SmileBASIC Source Achievements Amazing Contributor Someone thinks I'm an awesome person who has done so much for the community! Achievements
    You know you program too much when you start your sentences with "void main cout stream in".
    I think you mean int main(int argc, char* argv[]) { cout <<
    Posted
  • #16 ✎ 181 phil_ Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself First Day Joined on the very first day of SmileBASIC Source Website
    I think you mean int main(int argc, char* argv[]) { cout <<
    But this is C++. Command line args aren't necessary. void main() { cout << I think this is what R3C0RD was going for.
    Posted
  • #17 ✎ 453 MasterR3C0RD Amazing Contributor Someone thinks I'm an awesome person who has done so much for the community! Achievements Third Year My account is over 3 years old Website osu! Is Awesome! I love osu! Express Yourself
    I think you mean int main(int argc, char* argv[]) { cout <<
    But this is C++. Command line args aren't necessary. void main() { cout << I think this is what R3C0RD was going for.
    +1 for smart Persson. --- You know you program too much when your sentences sound like variable assignments.
    Posted
  • #18 ✎ 94 Simeon Scholar Received for knowing a great deal about programming topics Achievements Amazing Page Hidden Achievements Drawing I like to draw! Hobbies You know you program too much if you start judging the day to day applications you use, for not containing features that you know would make the application better and more efficient Posted
  • #19 ✎ 375 hakke RNG Hidden Easter Eggs Third Year My account is over 3 years old Website Expert Programmer Programming no longer gives me any trouble. Come to me for help, if you like! Programming Strength When you count with binary with your hands Posted
  • #20 ✎ 1 TheHylianOstrich Beginner Programmer I'm just starting out! I'm still trying to grasp the basics. Programming Strength Zelda Is Awesome! I love The Legend Of Zelda! Express Yourself Video Games I like to play video games! Hobbies You know you program too much when
    1. You're writing an essay and you write PRINT "(random essay topic)"
    2. When you finish and write END at the bottom.
    Posted Edited by TheHylianOstrich
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