DVD Screensaver PORTABLE

*Read page with British salesman's voice* Before, you could only look at your DVD screensaver on your home DVD player, but now, state-of-the-art technology has allowed our researchers to present to you: DVD Screensaver Portable Edition. Watch in suspense as you wonder whether or not the DVD icon will hit the corner! Amazing, Family-friendly fun anywhere you want! Now includes: Wall- and corner-hit counters for your very important live-streams, Satisfaction calculator, to see your average percentage of being satisfied, and adjustable Speed (Horizontal and Vertical for your wildest fantasies)!! *Updated to notify you every time you were satisfied without noticing.

Instructions:

Simply download the program with the code: TRN4S3Z4 and run the accurately-named program: SATISFACTION, JUST like THAT!

Notes:

Is this meme still relevent? Pls love it, I think I broke my brain getting the wall-bouncing and changeable speed to work. If you find a bug, let me know, there’s bound to be a bug somewhere in my logic statements. Also, credit to @Sam for helping me get PetitModem to work to import the DVD icon. Wow did I actually completely finish a project?