Dead Simulator 2017

This is a simulator that, if you haven't guessed, simulates death. Of course it actually doesn't, but I was bored and made this.

Instructions:

Press A to die if you aren't dead already.

Notes:

This is a joke, of course. First written in JS, as seen on http://joelable.neocities.org/deadsim.html this was whipped up in 5 minutes lol